If you’re the houseguest of a Hobbit….

Bag-End-Web[1]If you’re the houseguest of a hobbit, remember these facts:
1. Hobbits love quiet. Bilbo himself will tell you that Hobbit covets cozy domestic life, the pipe to be smoked, the fireside to be enjoyed, the comforts of Bag’s End above all else. If you’re looking to experience the wild night life, go find yourself a nice elf or perhaps a dwarf, but don’t upset the quiet of your host’s hole.
2. Hobbits love food. Be prepared for a perpetual buffet of coffee, cakes, pies, scones, jam, the odd eggs and bacon and tarts galore. You’ll have the opportunity to indulge in breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, tea, supper and perhaps a few other snack times thrown in. Skinny travelers need not apply.
3. Hobbits are fastidious. A neat Hobbit hole is a happy one. If you are one of those rowdy, messy kind of travelers, perhaps staying with the dwarfs might be the way to go.
For those interested in seeing a Hobbit hole up close and personal, here is a link to Hobbit Tours. http://www.hobbitontours.com/

Would you enjoy vacationing with a Hobbit? Comment on the blog to enter the December contest for an iTunes card and signed book.

Picture used with permisssion of Hobbit Tours.

2 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Ben S. on December 20, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    Perhaps for a short spell. It is a lifestyle that I certainly could become addicted to, and it would be tough to kick the Hobbit!.

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